Printing Ate My Soul

I work in commercial printing. Learn from my mistakes, do something else with your life.
Apr 5 '12
onetinyhand:

don draper.

onetinyhand:

don draper.

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Feb 23 '12

pleatedjeans:

massage cats.

(Source: some-disgraced-cosmonaut)

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Dec 16 '11
samspratt:

Sam Spratt’s HOLIDAY EXPRESS Portrait Contest/Custom Portrait Giveaway!
It’s back. As thanks to you for following me here, As usual—I am giving one of you the chance to win a custom portrait from me. Free, no strings attached—it’s the holiday season so you may want to sacrifice your win to give someone you feel nice things towards something unique. The rules have slightly changed though so read on:
What You Get:
A Web-resolution (1100 pixel) custom portrait, tailored to your most bizarre of requests. You can get a very traditional portrait done or as outlandish as you can dream—so long as it remains in the portrait format. Zombies, Hipsters, Pirates, Ninjas, Superheroes, Robots, etc. are all fair-game themes in which you can have yourself transmogrified in painted form. Want to let me have free reign? That works too, but I want to make something unique for you.
How to Enter:
1. FACEBOOK: Simply comment on the facebook post at: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2156171140079&set=a.1389923864376.2051961.1120470458&type=1&theater
2. TWITTER: Follow http://twitter.com/#!/SamSpratt and tweet the following phrase verbatim on twitter: 
“Entering to win a custom portrait #painting from @samspratt’s holiday contest! https://www.facebook.com/sam.spratt #samspratt”  
This also counts as an entry.
3. TUMBLR: Just reblog/like this post!
How to Increase Your Odds:
Click the share button on the facebook image post (you will see “like” “comment” and “share” directly beneath the image)
(If you enter all 4 ways, you will have 4x the odds of winning)
How long this will last:
This is called the holiday EXPRESS contest for a reason. I’m keeping this open for 4 days only and then getting the portrait ready and done so that in case you celebrate the holidays, you have it in time.
You all are the best! Good luck and thanks again to all who follow my little slice of artwork on the web.
NOTE: You must be a follower or subscriber at the time of the win. 

samspratt:

Sam Spratt’s HOLIDAY EXPRESS Portrait Contest/Custom Portrait Giveaway!

It’s back. As thanks to you for following me here, As usual—I am giving one of you the chance to win a custom portrait from me. Free, no strings attached—it’s the holiday season so you may want to sacrifice your win to give someone you feel nice things towards something unique. The rules have slightly changed though so read on:

What You Get:

A Web-resolution (1100 pixel) custom portrait, tailored to your most bizarre of requests. You can get a very traditional portrait done or as outlandish as you can dream—so long as it remains in the portrait format. Zombies, Hipsters, Pirates, Ninjas, Superheroes, Robots, etc. are all fair-game themes in which you can have yourself transmogrified in painted form. Want to let me have free reign? That works too, but I want to make something unique for you.

How to Enter:

1. FACEBOOK: Simply comment on the facebook post at: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2156171140079&set=a.1389923864376.2051961.1120470458&type=1&theater

2. TWITTER: Follow http://twitter.com/#!/SamSpratt and tweet the following phrase verbatim on twitter: 

“Entering to win a custom portrait #painting from @samspratt’s holiday contest! https://www.facebook.com/sam.spratt #samspratt”  

This also counts as an entry.

3. TUMBLR: Just reblog/like this post!

How to Increase Your Odds:

Click the share button on the facebook image post (you will see “like” “comment” and “share” directly beneath the image)

(If you enter all 4 ways, you will have 4x the odds of winning)

How long this will last:

This is called the holiday EXPRESS contest for a reason. I’m keeping this open for 4 days only and then getting the portrait ready and done so that in case you celebrate the holidays, you have it in time.

You all are the best! Good luck and thanks again to all who follow my little slice of artwork on the web.

NOTE: You must be a follower or subscriber at the time of the win. 

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Dec 10 '11

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Nov 27 '11
printeresting:

Baltimore Print Studios

That’s in our hometown! BPS Rules.

printeresting:

Baltimore Print Studios

That’s in our hometown! BPS Rules.

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Oct 14 '11

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Sep 13 '11

(Source: milkandmorphine)

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Jun 5 '11
Gettin’ my Sunday morning aebleskiver on.

Gettin’ my Sunday morning aebleskiver on.

Apr 17 '11
gfcookiegirl:

CMYKake
blueberry cake, blueberry meringue, raspberry cake, raspberry curd, lemon cake, lemon curd, dark chocolate cake, dark chocolate ganache

If printing had to taste like anything, I think this is perfect.

gfcookiegirl:

CMYKake

blueberry cake, blueberry meringue, raspberry cake, raspberry curd, lemon cake, lemon curd, dark chocolate cake, dark chocolate ganache

If printing had to taste like anything, I think this is perfect.

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Mar 31 '11
printeresting:

(via Print & Destroy: Hey Ya’all)

Have to wonder if Metallica would approve. Or understand.

printeresting:

(via Print & Destroy: Hey Ya’all)

Have to wonder if Metallica would approve. Or understand.

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